All jokes and a comic drawn by me

Mr Tan: "Boyles law state that P1V1=P2V2"
Victor: "How come got no girl's law?"
The class: " Wah sia, lame gun."
Mr Tan: "Ya, how come got no Men's law?"
The class: "Wah sia, lame cannon."
Toon Ee: "Got Gay's law or not?"
Hao Nam: "Haha, that one really lame bomb already."
Chee Yann: "I finish the test already."
Mr Lee: "Wah, so smart ah, can get full mark or not?"
Victor: "Cut away OGBB(Over-grown butt boy)'s backside can already, that is his brains."
The class: "No butt, he sure fail hahaha."
Jeremy: "Stop touching OGBB's brain la."
Zi xiong: "I'm only tapping his knowledge hahaha."
Jeremy: "OGBB, why you so fat ah? How you come to school everyday?"
Chee Yann: "By Train la."
Jeremy: "You climb the stairs or take the ass...celator?"
Chee Yann: "Hey, why you all do so slow?"
Hao Nam: "Stop flaunting your ass...sets(credit goes to Victor)"
Victor: "What is your studies area Chee Yann?"
Chee Yann: "What you mean?"
Victor: "Is it buttathology?"
Victor: "Ok ok, using coloqual english, butt tathology. Studies of the butt."
Thats all i guess. Conversation jokes mmm, mostly towards Chee Yann. Many funny things happen too in class like Zi xiong and Toon Ee doing funny actions for the song Tarzen and Jane. They were seriously acting very gay and the whole class was simply laughing all the way. Victor and I were also discussing the bases of a relationship. We understand many stuff, but home run is kinda hard for our age or should i say not possible for people in our school. We are just not that strong you know....you know what i mean lol.
Sonia came after she painted her Zany Parade cardboard that she was going to wear tomorrow. Mmmm, going to be fun because im going over to see too but i have to wake up really early which im afriad i wont be able to. Later going down to my training area to get my certificate and maybe eat chicken wing. "You want chicken wings?" Haha,thats only known by Sonia and me.
I cant seem to get my eyes off you. You will always be the one for me. I will be your guardian angel, i shall be your shinigami(Death god) and also your motivator. Haha, she is stating that when all the muscles next time will become fat if i dont train. Oh my, i dont wanna have big boobs, i dont wanna have flabby arms and i dont wanna have large ass. Oh dear, i shouldt train that much anymore but i still wanna be strong. To be able to carry you, to be able to embrace you all the time and to be with you. Thank you dearest, i love you so much.
Signing off,
Blessed wind
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